fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

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placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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these-times-shall-pass:

Teen? You must see this blog!

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pleatedjeans:

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

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iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via love-personal)

be-a-serial-killer:

white girl blog

“I try to be aware as much as I can of what’s going on in the world. It starts with you and if you can influence other people to live well, than its kinda that pay it forward thing.”

Phoebe Tonkin for The Influence (x)

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itsgrannywinkle:

Follow the coolest granny on Tumblr

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

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